Caught a girl cheating - who gives a fuck, it's all right for a friend

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Student, what do you mean, the first time? Where you look, put it in

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked